hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

schnoogens

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.

1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!

by bobby May 26, 2004

chop

a portuguese person

All the chops went to the Portuguese restaurant for dinner

by bobby June 06, 2004

I.B.S.

Identified Butt Snatcher: The close cousin of the UFO's. The aliens that drive the IBS have been identified and scientifically classified. Instead of probing the ass, they simply probe it with their own "Tool".

If youre lucky you will have a close encounter with the IBS and they will take you to Uranus

by bobby April 06, 2003

blow gabriel

A word originating from the play Anything Goes where the cast sings a song called "Blow Gabriel". Of course this refers to a blow job.

This blows more than Gabriel.

by Bobby December 07, 2004

hummugus

really big, very HUGE.

- hey, look at my boobs !
- good lord, you have glorious breasts !
- yeah, they are hummulus.
- be proud !

by bobby September 23, 2004

cum wipe

insulting someone
referring to them as what you wipe the cum off with

Yo cumwipe stop being retarded

by bobby April 01, 2005