Definitions by Bob Yeeters

Schloom 

Verb

1. To Insert oneself in the middle of a trade to make profit on it. To become the middleman.

Bobby: I see an opportunity to schloom the market on feminine products!

Schloom by Bob Yeeters January 21, 2024

MacGyver 

A right turn, a U turn, and another right turn. Usually performed to avoid a red light.

I was in a rush to work today, so I pulled a Macgyver at the light on Central.

MacGyver by Bob Yeeters September 11, 2023

Dewrell 

Big fucking cock. I mean massive. Literally raps around like a belt, with balls sagging to the floor. Utterly immense, and extremely difficult to grip/manage. Dick the circumference of the flat Earth. When I stare down the shaft it's like a hydro flask. Nuts like a fire hose, literally a flood warning, TSUNAMI ALERT.

Wow, you have a big dick! your name must be Dewrell!

Dewrell by Bob Yeeters December 7, 2021

Aim Assist

When someone grabs your schlong from behind in the urinal and guides your stream of piss into the bowl.

Jim: I got so drunk last night that Peter had to give me some aim assist.

Aim Assist by Bob Yeeters August 27, 2021

Progressive Overload

When a man gives another person a facial with an abnormally large amount of semen in a way that makes it come out in stages.

Sarah: Last night with John was Disgusting! He had a progressive overload!

Progressive Overload by Bob Yeeters March 11, 2021

Nubbleton 

A fancy way to call someone a noob.

"You were supposed to rush B with us you nubbleton!"

Nubbleton by Bob Yeeters February 25, 2021