Bob Marley's definitions

wee jasper

A shithole amongst towns, hundreds of miles from the nearest non related female thats not the issue it dosent stop the locals from a little inbreading.

Hi my name is tim and i really love the ladies, ehhhhhh.

by Bob Marley July 27, 2004

nietzsche

Contrary to the poster above, his works were fiercely ANTI-Nazi. He was firmly against anti-semitism; essentailly the opposite of National Socialism.

I don't know where he got that

by Bob Marley May 13, 2005

Devon Prep

one of the definitions states that devon prep one every sport in their fall season, thats nice only one problem you are NOT in the inter-ac. you guys are retaurded, you say that malvern is a school for kids that don't get into devon, you are so wrong, i got a scholarship to your school and turned it down after i visited. you all are computer geeks who think you all that. you arnt just missing contact sports theres plenty of other sports missing. please just grow up.

Do we realy need one

by bob marley March 16, 2005

smitgun

The shotgun. Named this due to its almighty smiting powers. Also see smitcannon and smitblade

Yesterday on HALO 2 you suckled the end of my smitgun.

by Bob Marley December 28, 2004

smitcannon

Rocket Launcer. Named this because of its almighty smiting ability. Woops crazy ass in most games.

Suck my smitcannon biotch.

by Bob Marley December 28, 2004

smitblade

Plasma Sword. Named this because of its almighty smiting ability. Nice lunge attack, unless you just stand around like an idiot.

That would have been a good lunge attack, but I just stood around like an idiot.

by Bob Marley December 28, 2004

grendel

a name for an obscenely ugly female. Spawning from the mythical beast in the book Beowulf, the name represents a large/fat/ugly/hairy or just generally disgusting display of womanliness

Dude, look at that Grendel!
Yeah, I wouldn't want to get in a fight with her, she'd kick my ass!

by bob marley January 27, 2005