Bob L's definitions

Jerry Falwell

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.

Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

ratsass

not something of great value.

I don't give a ratsass what you think!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

skate

to goof off or take it easy.

That job is skate duty. You fuckers have been skating and didn't get the job done.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.

It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

geedonk

a treat, or place/activity of same. Originally candy, soda, sweets, etc. or a place where you can get it. can also be applied to an activity/job that's a treat. Known as a sailor's term.

I got some slack time, I'm going to get me some geedonk.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

spearchucker

a black person, aluding to native hunters in Africa.

There's a whole lotta spearchuckers on that bus.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

freedom fries

Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.

Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!

by Bob L July 3, 2003