Bob L's definitions

hold your horses

It means to get your excitement under control../ (see cool yer jets)

Hold your horses, you'll get your turn.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

chadrool

a stupid person, a brain with the intellect of a squash

Hey Chadrool, a ba fongole, wadda you numbnuts or what?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

ratsass

not something of great value.

I don't give a ratsass what you think!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

cool your jets

It means to slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

freedom fries

Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.

Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

geedonk

a treat, or place/activity of same. Originally candy, soda, sweets, etc. or a place where you can get it. can also be applied to an activity/job that's a treat. Known as a sailor's term.

I got some slack time, I'm going to get me some geedonk.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A most foul smelling fart that can peel paint from the walls, cause women to faint, small children and animals to die, and clear entire stadiums.

Man, that burrito I ate last night made me drop some WMD's , weapons of mass destrution. Done cleared out the village.

by Bob L July 3, 2003