Bob Jones's definitions

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

eminuendo

Something sexual 😏😏

*someone having a massage* "I like it hard"
*someone yells in the distance* "EMINUENDO"

by bob jones April 3, 2016

hypersexual

showing excessive concern with or indulgence in sexual activity

Every teenage male.

by Bob Jones May 3, 2004

Splangstrument

A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.

1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..

by bob jones April 15, 2005

the angry floyd

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"

Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

froto

another word for throat. mainly said by the sexiest girl in the world. it is in your mouth behind your toungue!

my froto hurts. i ate to much now im going to have to throw up in the potty

by bob jones October 20, 2004

retch

to vomit.

I think I am going to retch.

And suddenly, from out of no where, masses of people ran out of the building, on to the street at near record-setting paces, only stopping to retch. The retching continued, the people in the back and slower ones, slipped on the excretments, and became part of the conglomeration on the ground.

by bob jones May 13, 2005