Bob Jones's definitions

Ddev

The BEST darn impact turn ever. Growth bad in a nutshell.

"Group the DAs, go straight down, here comes Ddev!"

by Bob Jones November 9, 2003

eminuendo

Something sexual 😏😏

*someone having a massage* "I like it hard"
*someone yells in the distance* "EMINUENDO"

by bob jones April 3, 2016

hypersexual

showing excessive concern with or indulgence in sexual activity

Every teenage male.

by Bob Jones May 3, 2004

dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.

Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

Splangstrument

A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.

1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..

by bob jones April 15, 2005

the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003