Bob Jones's definitions

eminuendo

Something sexual 😏😏

*someone having a massage* "I like it hard"
*someone yells in the distance* "EMINUENDO"

by bob jones April 3, 2016

retch

to vomit.

I think I am going to retch.

And suddenly, from out of no where, masses of people ran out of the building, on to the street at near record-setting paces, only stopping to retch. The retching continued, the people in the back and slower ones, slipped on the excretments, and became part of the conglomeration on the ground.

by bob jones May 13, 2005

Splangstrument

A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.

1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..

by bob jones April 15, 2005

the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

the angry floyd

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"

Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.

Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

by bob jones March 19, 2005