Bob Goatu's definitions
The largest number ever. The monster of numbers.
Invented by Jonathan Goldstein and spoken of on the CBC Radio show "Wiretap"
Invented by Jonathan Goldstein and spoken of on the CBC Radio show "Wiretap"
by Bob Goatu January 18, 2010
Get the Godzillionmug. A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..
Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009
Get the Job Shoppermug. The act of opening two youtube videos at the same time and watching one while listening to the other. Particularly good watching a country and western video, usually filled with many partially clad attractive women, whilst listening to music you can actually stomach.
Hey, what are you doing?
Watching this wild video full of T and A while listening to some Morrissey.
Thats kind of contradictive.
Yes, its called Youtube Tag-teaming.
Tis awesome.
Yes, tis,
Watching this wild video full of T and A while listening to some Morrissey.
Thats kind of contradictive.
Yes, its called Youtube Tag-teaming.
Tis awesome.
Yes, tis,
by Bob Goatu April 17, 2009
Get the Youtube Tag-Teammug. A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.
"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."
"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."
"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"
"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."
"But of course!"
"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."
"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"
"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."
"But of course!"
by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008
Get the Gorthosmug. A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.
Where is Fred?
Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.
For how long?
A week..
Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)
Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?
Yup.
Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.
For how long?
A week..
Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)
Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?
Yup.
by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009
Get the Facebookationmug. A catchphrase that when imitated in person is not anywhere near as funny/cool/entertaining/acceptable as when originally done on TV or in a movie.
Hey, want to go grab some lunch Chet?
Fo'shizzle!
Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.
huh?
Fo'shizzle!
Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.
huh?
by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008
Get the Fauxshizzlemug. A form of psychological ointment one applies when one has ended a particularly long, unpleasant or long and unpleasant relationship.
I hear Fred dumped Wilma finally.
Yeah, that was a long time coming. I saw him out last night polywhorin'.
Good for him.
Yeah, that was a long time coming. I saw him out last night polywhorin'.
Good for him.
by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008
Get the Polywhorin'mug.