Unvironmentalist 

Someone who goes out of their way to reject, debunk or otherwise make the believers of any "green" or "Eco-friendly" program or belief look stupid and wrong.

Guy 1: "Man its hot"
Guy 2: "Its normal for this time of year. Suck it up." (walks off)
Guy 1: "But its March! WTF?"
Guy 2 from a distance: "Eco-nazi!"
Guy 3: "Don't mind him, he's an unvironmentalist".
Guy 1: "oh..."

Unvironmentalist by Bob Goatu July 18, 2010

The environmentalist 

Sexual position: When in doggy style, you take a plastic 6 ring from a 6 pack. pull it across her neck and say

"Whos my little turtle"

"So last night I did the environmentalist"

The environmentalist by D.ckjones November 15, 2019

environmentalist wacko 

A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.

the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.

environmentalist wacko by A Midwestern Christian May 24, 2005

Hummer Environmentalist 

Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.

Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.

Hummer Environmentalist by Fizzler of Borg December 30, 2006

Acceptation Environmentalist

A person working in an Acceptance Environment in a Dutch government organization. Because of bad knowledge of the English acceptance environment is often mispronounced/misspelled as acceptation environment. And because of the many environmentalist groups in the Netherlands the term environmentalist is also abused as someone working in certain environments.

Harry is an Acceptation Environmentalist, he is doing Q&A testing.

Acceptation Environmentalist by dajomas April 1, 2007

environmentalist wacko 

A person who's Christmas is Arbor Day.

The environmentalist wacko is over there giving that redwood tree expensive presents.

environmentalist wacko by Turd Burgaler July 10, 2005

Environmentalist Cock Splodger 

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

Environmentalist Cock Splodger by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008