monnchichi

a crazy hair style where the hair is so long you look like big foot. aka a piece of shit on your head
you look like a monnchichi
by Bob May 09, 2003
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chute slider

I'm a bottom, looking for a chute slider for some hot sex tonight!
by Bob August 18, 2003
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thou

Machine Tool Operator Tech Speak for "Thousandths of an Inch" (.001").
The hole needs to be 150 thou deep plus or minus 10 thou.
by Bob December 29, 2003
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Britney Spears

Pop singer. Loved by prebubescent girls (and some boys), and gay men for her music. Loved by straight men because, well, she's wank material.

Resented by 20-something women because she's hotter, thinner, richer, and more successful than they'll ever be.
So what if she's a whore? I'd be a whore too if it earned me over $100 million a year...
by bob May 13, 2005
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sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.
Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.
by Bob February 04, 2005
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pimpmatic

it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time.
Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason's white cheeks
by Bob May 13, 2005
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dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.
by Bob October 12, 2004
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