Bob's definitions

Muso

Someone who is obsessed with listening to and creating music. Most can play mope than one instrument, and do so at any opportunity.

guy1: Look at this guy! He plays guitar, piano, AND has professional singing lessons!
guy2: Yeah, he's a real muso.

by Bob November 13, 2003

helkat

rich. they all have the same posh accent. become loud and mouthy after accidentally breathing the fumes from your pint. tiresome at the best of times.

although, a handful of them are 'ok'

by Bob June 25, 2003

Stonker

Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.

Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.

by Bob May 13, 2005

bad ass

when a butt crosses over to the darkside.

oh no..my butts gone bad ass!!!!!!

by bob January 27, 2005

goo guzzler

one who inhales semen in massive intakes

His completely whit lips throat and mouth show that Pat is indeed a goo guzzler.

by bob January 28, 2005

Pandorax

The meanest metal/rock band in rock/metal band history. Has the sexiest members of all sexy history. NZs favourite band of all NZ history.

Hey ladies, lets go watch Pandorax live!

by bob March 8, 2005

schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004