Bob's Valley's definitions

Asparagus shit

When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.

I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!

by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026

Droopy nads

As a man gets older, his gonads begin to droop.

I do not remember the exact day that it happened , but when I looked down on my 65th birthday , I saw some droopy nads!

by Bob's Valley February 5, 2026

short stacked tits

Term for flat chested woman.

Mark's girlfriend Lori has a set of short stacked tits!

by Bob's Valley February 8, 2026

Cavernous pussy

Woman whose pussy is so huge it is deeper and wider than a cavern.

Mark's girlfriend Lori has a cavernous pussy deeper and wider than Carlsbad!

by Bob's Valley February 9, 2026

Brownstar breath

When you lick someone's brownstar so much your breath smells like shit.

Mark licks his girlfriend Lori's Brownstar so much he will forever suffer from Brownstar breath.

by Bob's Valley February 18, 2026

Turd tobacco

When the tobacco in someone's cheap cigar smells like a turd.

Oh my God! That cigar that Bruce was smoking smells like it was made with turd tobacco.

by Bob's Valley February 20, 2026

Hershey syrup brownstar

Someone that likes to pour hershey's syrup on someone's brown star before they lick them out.

Mark decided to treat himself and had himself a hershey syrup brownstar licking of his girlfriend Lori.

by Bob's Valley February 22, 2026