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Definitions by Bob's Valley

Hershey syrup brownstar

Someone that likes to pour hershey's syrup on someone's brown star before they lick them out.
Mark decided to treat himself and had himself a hershey syrup brownstar licking of his girlfriend Lori.

Turd tobacco

When the tobacco in someone's cheap cigar smells like a turd.
Oh my God! That cigar that Bruce was smoking smells like it was made with turd tobacco.
Turd tobacco by Bob's Valley February 20, 2026

Brownstar breath

When you lick someone's brownstar so much your breath smells like shit.
Mark licks his girlfriend Lori's Brownstar so much he will forever suffer from Brownstar breath.
Brownstar breath by Bob's Valley February 18, 2026

Cavernous pussy

Woman whose pussy is so huge it is deeper and wider than a cavern.
Mark's girlfriend Lori has a cavernous pussy deeper and wider than Carlsbad!
Cavernous pussy by Bob's Valley February 9, 2026

short stacked tits

Mark's girlfriend Lori has a set of short stacked tits!
short stacked tits by Bob's Valley February 8, 2026

Droopy nads

As a man gets older, his gonads begin to droop.
I do not remember the exact day that it happened , but when I looked down on my 65th birthday , I saw some droopy nads!
Droopy nads by Bob's Valley February 5, 2026

Asparagus shit

When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.
I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!
Asparagus shit by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026