wiggie

present tense to the word wigging

to mean freaking out, or losing control

dude i'm wiggie as hell right now, i shouldn't have smoked crack.

by bob March 10, 2004

oh my

you say this when you are asking about whats going on this weekend (party wise).

hey guys...Oh my???

by bob June 05, 2003

trim pess

A device used by diehard labours in the Manufacturing Career. The device removes excess material from the product that it is creating.

Kevin the factory worker, is a very skilled trim press operator.

by bob December 14, 2003

Rusty Hacksaw

When one has anal intercourse with a partner, then pulls his shit covered dick out; the shit coated dick is then placed across the partners mouth and moved back in fourth in a sawing motion.

Also known as the Muddy Hacksaw.

Bruce pulled out his shitty rod, placed it on Teds mouth and proceded to give him a Rusty Hacksaw.

by bob October 22, 2004

Cock Nugget

Small lumps that appear on ones cock shaft signalling that one needs a wank and has cock winnits which are contageous

A disease that is highly contageous and involves a lot of wanking and going blind

by Bob March 26, 2005

patriotism

1.Driving a Foreign-designed "American" Patriot-mobile, such as a Ford Explorer, Yukon XL, Ford F150, etc.
2. Filling up your Gas-guzzling Patriot-mobile with foreign oil, instead of buying a fuel-efficent automobile and reducing expensive gasoline imports
3. Putting Plastic flags and stickers on your Patriot-mobile, also made out of foreign oils.
4. A imaginary ideal blindly followed by Republicians
5. A conspiracy devised by George W. Bush to gain support in the 04' election.
6. Heil Bush! Heil Cheney! Die Amerikan mensch besiegt die Turban Träger!
7. A form of usually subliminal messaging used by many notable leaders to obtain immense power, including Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedung, George W. Bush Sr., George W. Bush Jr., etc

"Check out mah patriot-mobile! That thems there hawg eats thems patriotics gallons o' gas!"

by Bob September 12, 2004

raging bull

A very angry but talented actor.

When Robert DiNero comes to your house to kick your ass and read Hamlet.

by bob November 17, 2004