NJTs

Non-Jeans Trousers. More formal than jeans (not usually used about tracksuit pants, for example).

This place has a dress code, so wear your NJTs.

by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

snowhican

When the snow has cleared from most of your car, but a layer remains on the roof. This gives the appearance of the car having a white mohican haircut made of snow.
See also snowhawk.

Looks like bad weather further north. That car going past has a snowhican.

by Blue Jack March 9, 2009

unthusiasm

Lack of enthusiasm.
Either sarcastic enthusiasm, or from boredom.

1) Woop. Wa-hey. Yeah. This is fun.
2) Nice going with the unthusiasm there.

by Blue Jack October 18, 2009

manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

by Blue Jack June 30, 2008

tinternet

'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.

Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.

by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

Bob Skeleton

1) The Winter Olympics event otherwise known as 'tea tray race', to see who can go fastest down a track head first on a toboggan.
2) Russel Brand and Noel Fielding's goth detective, made up after a question about the Olympic event on 'Big Fat Quiz of the Year' 2006. Goth Detectives was used as their quiz team name on Big Fat Quiz 2007.

1) Competing in bob skeleton? Are you suicidal?
2) I wanna see them make a series of Bob Skeleton's adventures!

by Blue Jack July 5, 2008

crotchdog

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.

The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.

by Blue Jack March 29, 2009