Blue jack 's definitions

untensils

Any eating utensils (cutlery) that aren't knives, sporks or chopsticks, and are therefore superfluous.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.

I'm never comfortable having dinner with Mark - he sets the table with loads of untensils I never end up using.

by Blue Jack October 18, 2009

unthusiasm

Lack of enthusiasm.
Either sarcastic enthusiasm, or from boredom.

1) Woop. Wa-hey. Yeah. This is fun.
2) Nice going with the unthusiasm there.

by Blue Jack October 18, 2009

randomers

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.

My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.

by Blue Jack May 4, 2009

plebbledash

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.

The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.

by Blue Jack May 4, 2009

crotchdog

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.

The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.

by Blue Jack March 29, 2009

leg o'clock

6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.

Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g

1: What's time?
2: Leg o'clock.
1: That exists?
2: It's 6:37 AM.
1: There's a 6:37 in the morning?

by Blue Jack June 2, 2008

soap dodger

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.

Soap dodgers smell.

by Blue Jack June 29, 2008