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t9agram

Also known as a t9onym. When you type one word into predictive text, and another comes up because the letters are on the same keys. Popular examples include book/cool and Smirnoff/Poisoned.
On cup good now? Damn t9agrams!
(On bus home now)
by Blue Jack October 6, 2008
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leg o'clock

6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.

Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g
1: What's time?
2: Leg o'clock.
1: That exists?
2: It's 6:37 AM.
1: There's a 6:37 in the morning?
by Blue Jack June 2, 2008
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randomers

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.
My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.
by Blue Jack May 4, 2009
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plebbledash

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.
The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.
by Blue Jack May 4, 2009
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tinternet

'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.
Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.
by Blue Jack January 20, 2009
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lol o'clock

7:07 AM (upside down, says LOL). When the alarm goes off again after you snooze it at 7:00. See also leg o'clock.
There's nothing funny about lol o'clock. It means we have to wake up.
by Blue Jack August 5, 2008
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not chocolate

A hot chocolate-flavoured drink containing little or no actual chocolate.
What can I get you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Not chocolate?
I'll have a not chocolate, please.
by Blue Jack January 2, 2009
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