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blood diamonds

Slang for conflict diamonds.
Blood diamonds are used to fund the rebel groups, the National Union for the Total Independence of Angola (UNITA) and the Revolutionary United Front (RUF). These groups terrorize the peoples of Angola and Sierra Leone. Murder and mutilation are the trade marks of these groups. Most famous for chopping off hands, arms or legs of small children.

Most diamonds today are have blood in there history--you just don't know it.
The DeBeers cartel is corrupt so don't care if those are blood diamonds or not.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
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monnie

there are many meanings to the word: monnie, pronounced: MO-NNNNNIE

1)a special substance, aka: short person, who is unable to park

2)this short little flower will give nutrients and attire from her own back for a friend... especially if forced

3)cheerful and happy... you'd think monnies were on drugs. however, she lacks to share the wealth

4)tight with her family
one can view a monnie's behavior:

1)family closeness: will sleep w/ her son and daughter

2)can't park: finds it necessary to repark 3 times and travel around one's block to attain perfection

3)cheerful: monnies often finds it appropriate to bob head, like a doll on a dashboard. the sight of its happiness is quite amusing
by BlOwFiSh March 3, 2003
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kool aid smile

A very big smile.

When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.
He's had a kool aid smile ever since the birth of his son.
by Blowfish August 21, 2005
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problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.
Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
mugGet the problem childmug.

uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).
Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.
by Blowfish August 22, 2005
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somamabitch

Variation of son of a bitch. Often used by the comedian Bernie Mack.

Pronuciation: sum-ah-ma-bitch, say it real fast.
I beat that somamabitch until da white meat show'd.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
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oma

German word for "granny" or "grandmother". Oma sex - pornography involving elderly German women. A German GILF.
If that oma's boobs hung any lower, she would step on them.
by Blowfish August 12, 2005
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