(n.) a vagina that is infected with some sort of disease (not necessarily gangrene),appears generally unhealthy visually, or is displeasing to one's olfactory sense.
Ned: I am telling you bro, Erika is smoking hot, but when I got them panties off......man, it was like I was facing off your granny's gangrenous hole.
Neal: Dude....how do you know about my granny's snatch?
Neal: Dude....how do you know about my granny's snatch?
by Blenderhead1991 May 06, 2009
(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
by Blenderhead1991 September 05, 2010
(n.) an allegedly non-profit ultra-conservative organization that advocates criminalizing homosexuality and lobbies against hate-crime legislature and same-sex marriage. The AFA has, at times, advocated gay-bashing and aheres to and publicizes the belief that all non-Christians are in league with Satan. The AFA (as it is known) owns over 180 radio stations and airs its message of intolerance and hatred through these venues. AFA members rationalize their views on homosexuality by claiming Hitler was gay (tell that to all the homosexuals who died in concentration camps)and to raise children in a Jewish household is to introduce them to a criminal way of life. The AFA submits that all AIDS patients should be quarentined.The AFA once called for a boycott of Ford Motors because Ford had offered benefits to the partners of their lesbian and gay employees. The Southern Poverty Law Center has investigated the AFA as a hate group and notes that it is "primarily an anti-gay organization."
Diane Gramely is a hate monger and spokesperson for the American Family Association of Pennsylvania.
by Blenderhead1991 May 15, 2009
by Blenderhead1991 September 07, 2010
(n.) an acronym for Busted Out Butthole Syndrome, or in otherwords a prolapsed rectum. Frequently attributed to entirely too much buttfucking or inserting foreign objects into the colon.
Ned: When I saw Felix in the showers down at the gym, bro...well at first I thought he had a tail! Here it turns out the last six inches of his colon were hanging out his asshole!
Phil: What....ain't you ever seen a case of B.O.B.S. up close and personal?
Phil: What....ain't you ever seen a case of B.O.B.S. up close and personal?
by Blenderhead1991 May 06, 2009
n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 20, 2009