shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 06, 2004

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

spook spotting

when someone is tweeked out and seeing hallucinations.

Robyn was spook spotting last night, sayin' there were helicopters outside her window when there wasn't anything there!!!

by BLeH April 12, 2003

coldrank

A refreshing carbonated beverage; also known as a soft drink, cola, pop, or Coke

Son, hand me a coldrank!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

by bleh January 11, 2004

-sb-Link

owner of everything

-sb-Link > you

by bleh September 14, 2003

grammar Nazi

Someone who is addicted to correct usage of the English language; often a synonym for copy editors

The grammar Nazi tore this paper apart.

by Bleh November 23, 2002