Bleh's definitions

parking Nazi

The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses

What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

MTV

A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.

Remember when MTV played videos?

Yea, I do.

Those were the days.

What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.

by BLeh July 23, 2003

perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

by bleh January 11, 2004

coldrank

A refreshing carbonated beverage; also known as a soft drink, cola, pop, or Coke

Son, hand me a coldrank!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 6, 2004

420

A day in april or a time in a day when pot is to be smoked

hey man lets get high at 420..

by bleh June 24, 2006

Texas

The largest collection of ignorant racists of the face of the earth.

Hitler would have liked Texas.

by bleh January 21, 2005