Blatent Lack of Judgement's definitions

Dicktale

A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.

Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010

Brokeback Moment

(-noun) When two non-gay men have a homosexual moment.

Guy 1: Bro, WTF just happened?

Guy 2: Little "Brokeback Moment", lets not talk about it.

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

Doushebagery

The act of being a doushebag

Man, that was such 'doushebagery'

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

In 'n Out 'n In

The act of attempting to leave the fast food restaurant In 'n Out, but coming back in after realizing you crave another succulent burger.

Man, I was so hungry, I went "In 'n Out 'n In"!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010

Star Fucker

A person that has sex with celebrities just so that she can say that she has sex with celebrities. Used in the film "Funny People".

Girl: haha, I just had sex with John Stamos
Guy: Stacey! You are such a star fucker!!!!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010

Whoopy

(-noun) sex.

We made sweet, sweet whoopy through the night.

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

Bagel Fucker

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010