Doushebagery

The act of being a doushebag

Man, that was such 'doushebagery'

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Brokeback Moment

(-noun) When two non-gay men have a homosexual moment.

Guy 1: Bro, WTF just happened?

Guy 2: Little "Brokeback Moment", lets not talk about it.

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(-noun) When a member of an all male group develops an erection.

Guy 1: Dude?! Do you have a fucking boner!!!??

Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a "Broner". Take it as a compliment.

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The act of attempting to leave the fast food restaurant In 'n Out, but coming back in after realizing you crave another succulent burger.

Man, I was so hungry, I went "In 'n Out 'n In"!

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(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

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A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.

Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!

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A person that has sex with celebrities just so that she can say that she has sex with celebrities. Used in the film "Funny People".

Girl: haha, I just had sex with John Stamos
Guy: Stacey! You are such a star fucker!!!!

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