Blaine 's definitions

defenestration

v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.

on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"

by Blaine September 6, 2003

glork

To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.

I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.

by Blaine April 8, 2004

dickape

1) An exceptionally beligerent cocksucker who shares traits with an angry primate, and needs badly to be shut down.
2) Someone with a mighty hankering for a big juicy slab of wang.

GOD, you're such a dickape!

Get off my nuts, dickape.

I can't stand it when you get yourself all worked up over nothing, you stupid dickape!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

motherbitch

1) An alternate to 'motherfucker' to the impersonal; more accurately directed at inanimate objects and situations, whereas motherfucker is generally reserved for person-to-person communications.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.

God that test was a MOTHER-BITCH!

Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.

Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.

by Blaine April 3, 2003

defaggotize

to make something not gay

Hey man, my blog is being gay!
I better defaggotize it.

by Blaine November 29, 2003

dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 15, 2003