Blaine's definitions

gruners

Gruners are the little, spoke-like, grooves that make up the butthole or anus.

"That cat needs to lick it's ass again, it still has shit stuck all up in it's GRUNERS"

by Blaine January 5, 2005

g-funk twizzle

A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...

-something to call a friend-

(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"

by Blaine January 5, 2005

hooters

What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)

Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.

by Blaine March 10, 2004

glork

To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.

I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.

by Blaine April 8, 2004

DERP

a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.

Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)

by Blaine December 25, 2003

pshaw

A word used to express your anger towards another idiocy or ignorance.

you didnt know i was cuban? Pshaw!

by blaine December 26, 2003

mud maker

Your Ass!

Boy it hurt when I use my Mud Maker.

by Blaine December 20, 2002