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konstantine 

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A girl that a guy would do anything in the whole world just to see her smile.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.
"but I'm slipping in between
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"

"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"

"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"

"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"

"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "
konstantine by Blaine January 2, 2005

glork 

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To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.
I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.
glork by Blaine April 8, 2004

hooters

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What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)
Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.
hooters by Blaine March 10, 2004

pshaw 

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A word used to express your anger towards another idiocy or ignorance.
you didnt know i was cuban? Pshaw!
pshaw by blaine December 26, 2003

DERP 

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a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.
Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)
DERP by Blaine December 25, 2003

defaggotize

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Hey man, my blog is being gay!
I better defaggotize it.
defaggotize by Blaine November 29, 2003

defenestration 

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v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.
on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"
defenestration by Blaine September 6, 2003
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