stair fail

when someone is walking up or down the stairs and they badly predict where the next step is causing them to miss the step and fall down provoking laughter to the person behind them.
that was the best stair fail ive ever seen!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
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nut juice

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.
kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
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who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.
Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 19, 2010
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3rd Degree Gay

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.
Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
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red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 12, 2010
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1st Degree Gay

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.
1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
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single summer

A school relationship that last until the very last day of school then ends because everyone knows relationships dont stand a chance over the summer.
Michael had to dump his girlfriend he had since August 1 on the last day of school for her own good. Hes going to have a single summer.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 15, 2010
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