Blahblahwhogivesafuck's definitions

hbo

head blown off

holy shit tht guy just got hbo'ed!!!!!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010

stair fail

when someone is walking up or down the stairs and they badly predict where the next step is causing them to miss the step and fall down provoking laughter to the person behind them.

that was the best stair fail ive ever seen!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

midwhack

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.

bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 15, 2010

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

polo

the freshest clothing line currently on the market. cost like 80 at macy's but 50 at other places. not to be confused with US polo assn. u will get laughed at like a fucking clown.

Dude 1: ay bruh check out my polo i got yesterday!
Dude 2: Stupid nigga that US polo...burn that shit!
Dude 1: dang bruh

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 15, 2009

single summer

A school relationship that last until the very last day of school then ends because everyone knows relationships dont stand a chance over the summer.

Michael had to dump his girlfriend he had since August 1 on the last day of school for her own good. Hes going to have a single summer.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 15, 2010

a read

An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.

I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 17, 2023