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polo

the freshest clothing line currently on the market. cost like 80 at macy's but 50 at other places. not to be confused with US polo assn. u will get laughed at like a fucking clown.

Dude 1: ay bruh check out my polo i got yesterday!
Dude 2: Stupid nigga that US polo...burn that shit!
Dude 1: dang bruh

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 15, 2009

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

a read

An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.

I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 17, 2023

single summer

A school relationship that last until the very last day of school then ends because everyone knows relationships dont stand a chance over the summer.

Michael had to dump his girlfriend he had since August 1 on the last day of school for her own good. Hes going to have a single summer.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 15, 2010

hbo

head blown off

holy shit tht guy just got hbo'ed!!!!!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010

stoner

painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra

that guy in scary movie 4 had a horrible stoner

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

car test

The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.

Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.

Homie: Where r we going tho?

Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 18, 2018