Blah's definitions

laver bread

Pronounced "Larver", laver is an edible seaweed commonly found on the south west coast of Wales (around Swansea). Laver has to be prepared at great length by washing many times, and boiled for up to 5 hours and drained to form a gelatinous puree. It is mixed with fine oatmeal, formed into small cakes and fried in fat. If you are after a traditional authentic flavour serve it with some vegan bacon.

Of course, in olden times, and even now in the countryside, there was a hot cooking "range" constantly available, so extended cooking times for things like laver were no problem. Nowadays it is less convenient (but you could try using a pressure cooker or microwave)

I have no idea why it is called "bread"!

imma go buy LAVER BREAD!

by blah May 13, 2005

hiftoolipah

a condom that has a tendancy to break

that brand is cheap, all their products end up being hiftoolipahs.

by blah May 5, 2004

bright eyes

The mere mention of this band makes me want to wear all black, and wet my mascara so that it runs down my face in all my emo glory...nah
but seriously a great band lead by the eternal Conor O, the father of my children (or hopefully one day soon)

Conor O is a beautiful person with a deep persepective of life and love AMEN!

hey that guy was almost as hot as conor o

by blah June 4, 2004

etay

a jewish kid, (e-tai)
his dad must sell cars

the kid that was on punk'd season 2 episode #203..download it on kazaa

by blah August 28, 2004

Shave that shit

When a woman isnt well groomed and has to be told that it looks nasty down south.

Shave that shit bitch!

by blah November 3, 2003

roofies

a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit

"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"

by blah October 27, 2004

superkallafrajilisticexpeealadocious

Some wierd ass word made up by a crazy nanny who was looking after some children. FBI investigators are searching for her now under criminal charges of trying to drive these poor children insane.

"SUPERKALLAFRAJILISTICEXPEEALADOCIOUS!!!"
"No!! AAAAAAAAAAH!! MY BRAIN!!"

by blah December 28, 2004