"I am 24, 5'10", size 6, pretty, fun, non-smoker, social drinker, love to laugh. I'm looking for a man to play with. Age and weight are not important, just be taller than me, funny and DDF."
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DDF or Daily Dose of Frank
(Original - Dnevna doza Franje (Croatian))
For when you have a friend in group who just has random outbursts of unrelated, fairly stupid comments or jokes and after a while you become used to it and call such phenomenon - DDF.
It's also appliable for when someone else has stupid remark and you call it DDF in respect to Franjo, the ultimate redneck.
(in original his name is Franjo which is croatian for Frank - and therefore "Daily Dose of Frank")
(Original - Dnevna doza Franje (Croatian))
For when you have a friend in group who just has random outbursts of unrelated, fairly stupid comments or jokes and after a while you become used to it and call such phenomenon - DDF.
It's also appliable for when someone else has stupid remark and you call it DDF in respect to Franjo, the ultimate redneck.
(in original his name is Franjo which is croatian for Frank - and therefore "Daily Dose of Frank")
Out of the blue, unrelated he says something like
Frank: "If someone threatened you with a gun, what would you do? - suck him off"
Everyone: "hahaha, DDF!"
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Original:
Franjo: "da ti neko prijeti s piลกtoljom kaj bi mu napravil ? - popuลกil bi mu kurac"
Svi: "Hahaha, DDF!"
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Frank: "Shit on me my pidgeons, shit!"
(Original Franjo: "Serite po meni golubovi moji, serite")
Frank: "If someone threatened you with a gun, what would you do? - suck him off"
Everyone: "hahaha, DDF!"
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Original:
Franjo: "da ti neko prijeti s piลกtoljom kaj bi mu napravil ? - popuลกil bi mu kurac"
Svi: "Hahaha, DDF!"
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Frank: "Shit on me my pidgeons, shit!"
(Original Franjo: "Serite po meni golubovi moji, serite")
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Acronym: Distant Distortion Factor
When a girl looks damn good farther away, but really is a skank whore up close.
When a girl looks damn good farther away, but really is a skank whore up close.
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Distance Distortion Function
When a girl is really hot from far away, but when you get closer, u realize dat she aint dat hot! the distance made her hot.
When a girl is really hot from far away, but when you get closer, u realize dat she aint dat hot! the distance made her hot.
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