Blah's definitions

john cage

a brilliant composer, made music out of no instruments or voice, realized that music is so much bigger than the artist, that it can be found everywhere.

John Cage is a brilliant composer, as much a punk rock icon as Sid Vicious or Patty Smith, not because of his style of music but because he bucked the system the way no one else could.

by blah December 30, 2004

Hootersmoker

A cross dressing, substance abusing, irc addict.

I am getting that restraining order against Hootersmoker.

by Blah May 18, 2003

Greatest Hits

A CD that is released under almost every bands name. It supposedly contains the band's best material and often has a DVD with concerts, videos, interviews and such. Sometimes also released under the album name of "The Best Of."

I did a search for albums entitled "Greatest Hits" on MTV.com, but the page never loaded because there were so many results.

by blah April 21, 2005

california potato chip

a potato chip made in california

by Blah October 30, 2003

lloyd

is an ugly piece of faggot and should go die

ugh its lloyed..you better leave

by blah March 22, 2005

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003

stud

A male horse used for breeding.

Person1: Man, you're a stud!
Person2: Look it up at Urban Dictionary then talk to me later!

by blah June 17, 2004