Blah's definitions

metal gear

A nuclear equipped walking battle tank. Metal Gear Rex was held by the army, with legendary technology. The US marines later made use of Metal Gear Ray, which was amphibious, unlike the army's Rex. Metal Gear Arsenal was disguised as a rig in the middle of a lotta water. It was revealed to be more than just a weapon, containing nearly every piece of valuable information to the US government. It wasn't just a weapon, but the core of the country. It was guarded by a bunch of Rays. I don't know where the story goes from there, as I have not gotten Metal Gear Solid 3 yet.

Wow. It's a cool name that has been re-used for projects of killing machines and databases for the US government.

by blah December 26, 2004

firemansam

An asshat

Costa is an asshat

by Blah December 30, 2003

crossing wires

means to be confused, think something else to what the person is actually saying

"i'm gay"
"haha homosexual"
"no i'm happy i mean"

that would be getting "wires crossed"

by blah March 7, 2005

yeat

PORTSIDE!-(u guys know what im taklin about)

1-"yeah right"
2-"hell no"
3-"fuck you/shut the fuck up/your gay"
4-someone is telling you a a story and u dont believe them.

1-hey lets play lastertag, it'll be fun!
yea YEAT
2-hey grab that for me
uhhh yeat
3-(your in a car watching little freshman walking..roll down window..)
YEAT!
4-the reason i didn't call you is because my phone died!
yea yeat

by blah December 10, 2003

evo

some "rally" car with unbearable turbo lag. usually comes with 4 wheels and made to run on "dirt". Well equiped to handle road conditions when you suddenly find yourself out of ROAD. Do not fear potential drivers! If you happen to be so incompetent as to drive you fucking car off the damn road, this evo will be perfectly suitable for your driving needs. If you happen to be a normal driver, buy yourself a honda and stay on the fucking road.

BEST BACKED CAR ON THE ROAD BITCHES! THIS WILL RUN OVER MOFOS

"My evo own camero bitches on the drag strip. Eat my dust NASCAR!"

by blah January 1, 2005

shuriken

a small throwing weapon

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by blah December 9, 2003

dodo

A bird that is thought to be extinct by the majority of humans. In reality, they are building huge weapons of mass destruction in the underworld and are waiting for the perfect time to attack the human race. They are always watching us when our backs are turned, but if we turn around, they are suddenly gone due thanks to their amazing speed.

"The time has come to surrender without any form of fighting to our new masters. ALL HAIL THE DODO!"

by blah December 28, 2004