BlackMeowCat's definitions

Cookie Stain

the stain that is left behind on your black jeans after a naked girl sits on your lap.

Aughhh get her off me, she's cookie staining my pants!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Chicken Patty

same as Flapjacks, the sack left behind dangling in between your dogs legs, after he is neutered

OMG The Dog looks like he has a Chicken Patty flapping around between his legs!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.

Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Live Like Arabs

This term is used when one is in dire need of becoming rich and will resort to cramming family and friends into one home to acquire money by splitting all the bills amongst each individual which in turn saves each person more money to buy the fancier things in life.

Hey, Mikey, why don't you move in and we can live like arabs and be rich!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

FlapJacks

When your dog gets neutered, the empty sack that remains. Resembles a FlapJack.

Also See Chicken Patty

OMG, Look at Troopers FlapJacks! he doesn't even know theres nothing there!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

muffin

a name for the part of ones body where your back makes an ass of its self and splits into two sections. Commonly referred to as "butt"

Her muffin butt is so cute

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004