Cookie Stain

the stain that is left behind on your black jeans after a naked girl sits on your lap.

Aughhh get her off me, she's cookie staining my pants!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.

Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Tongue Fu Twa

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.

Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Rock Hudson

When a man marries a woman or dates a woman but is deep down gay inside.

When a married or committed straight guy is under suspicion.

My husband allows his friends to slap his ass, I think he is turning Rock Hudson on me.

by blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Cupcakes

female pectorals, breasts, titties, boobies, tata's etc.

Look at that stripper shake her cupcakes!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Brownie

The item you don't want from the female bakery. also known as Poop.

See muffin cookie cupcakes oven wind cookies

we was doing it, and she let a wind cookie, and out came a brownie on my nuts!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

UTI

The act of beating the shit out of some dumb ass and then pissing on their face, but only if you currently have a urine tract infection. Mainly women are able to perform this action.

I beat that bytches ass, then I UTIed her.

by BlackMeowCat July 14, 2004