blackmeowcat's definitions

Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.

Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Broom Closet

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.

You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Buzz Bunny

A tool used to excite the female organs, usually shaped like a phallus, and having a bunny or bunny ears at the base of the phallus to stimulate the clitoris.

I was so tired and stressed out today, that when I got home, I played with my blue buzz bunny.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Cookie Stain

the stain that is left behind on your black jeans after a naked girl sits on your lap.

Aughhh get her off me, she's cookie staining my pants!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Tongue Fu Twa

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.

Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Coke Nail

A super long pinkie nail. Derived from the term used by druggies to sniff coke.

Hey....I just broke my coke nail...I was really liking it too.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004