Definitions by blackmeowcat

Soup Can 

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

Soup Can by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.

Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!

Vampire Twinkie by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Broom Closet 

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.

You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.

Broom Closet by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Buzz Bunny 

A tool used to excite the female organs, usually shaped like a phallus, and having a bunny or bunny ears at the base of the phallus to stimulate the clitoris.

I was so tired and stressed out today, that when I got home, I played with my blue buzz bunny.

Buzz Bunny by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Tongue Fu Twa 

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.

Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?

Tongue Fu Twa by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Cookie Stain

the stain that is left behind on your black jeans after a naked girl sits on your lap.

Aughhh get her off me, she's cookie staining my pants!

Cookie Stain by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Coke Nail 

A super long pinkie nail. Derived from the term used by druggies to sniff coke.

Hey....I just broke my coke nail...I was really liking it too.

Coke Nail by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004