Black Flag's definitions

Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

by black flag May 29, 2004

fat fucker

The self derogatory term used by Dumpy of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts when on stage.

"I'ma hot lover, fat fucker, hot lover yes indeed.." ('Hot Lover' by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts - from the 'Rock The Nation' EP)

by black flag June 25, 2004

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

scrumpy and weston

A musical style blending English Folk and country rock unique to the English west country. Founded by Adge Cutler and the wurzels.

The term derives from scrumpy a potent form of rough cider and Weston-super-mare, a town in Somerset.

Scrumpy and Weston is the new rock and roll

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

robber

A self serving public official, who looks to his own pocket and status rather than to the people he represents.
Term derives from the 'robber barons' of English medieval history.

Community at Heart's Emperor Ralph is a prime example of a robber

by black flag June 24, 2004

champ car

A north american erstaz version of formula one where cars drive in small circles for hours. They are unable to race in the rain (the drivers tend to rust), and the safety car is used everytime someone coughs behind the wheel.
The series where F1 failiers can excel

Ricardo Zonta, Dario Francetti, Christian Fitipaldi, Mark Blundell etc etc etc

by black flag June 2, 2004

Everton

A mersyside football team that isn't Tranmere Rovers. The blue scum, as opposed to the red scum.

See the blue scum lost again...

by Black Flag February 10, 2004