Definitions by Black Flag

Conservative 

A political party in the UK sworn to the rise of the upper and middle classes at the expense of the poorest in society.

A bunch of reactionary, racist, land owning bigots who take hypocrasy, corruption and outdated monetrist dogma to a new high.

Norman Tebbit, Margret Thatcher etc

Conservative by black flag June 27, 2004

spanglemonkey 

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

spanglemonkey by black flag June 27, 2004

calamity James 

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

calamity James by black flag June 27, 2004

twatriot 

A patriotic twat. One who drapes himself in his nations flag at every oppertunity and will not take any critism of his country. see jingoism

Bllody hell, look at all the flags, the Twatriots are out in force tonight.

twatriot by black flag June 27, 2004

Fat Slags 

A cartoon strip in Viz comics conserning the adventures of Sharon and Tracy the archetypical townie girls

The falt slags come from Fulchester.

Fat Slags by black flag June 27, 2004

hair metal 

A natural evolution of glam rock. Noted by their hairspray addictions and spandex trousers hair metal bands first arose on both sides of the Atlantic in the mid 1980's through bands such as Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Wrathchild and LA Guns. Reached a high in the late 80's as the principle form of commercial rock expression before becoming unfashionable with the arrival of grunge in the early 1990's. I never went away and is now undergoing something of a revival through bands such as The Darkness.

Must hear hair metal bands include:-
Poison, Motley Crue, Wrathchild, Smashed Gladys, Pretty Boy Floyd, Love Hate, Girl, Tigertailz, Rankelsson, Hanoi Rocks, Dog's D'Amour, The Quireboys, L.A. Guns, Torme, Tora Tora, The Darkness and Underneath What.

hair metal by black flag June 27, 2004

Manrock

A form of heavy metal / hard rock which consontraites on writing about blokish type subjects; cars, motorbikes, war, sex, fighting etc. Normally they are european based acts, but there are exceptions. The viking chorus is the most noticable of all manrock cleches

Saxon, Manowar, Thor, Twisted Sister, Dio and Slave Raider are all examples of manrock bands.

Manrock by black flag June 27, 2004