wonderwall

An object of facination. Term originates from the title of an obscure 1960's British arthouse film about a guy who becomes obsessed with the young couple he can see making love through a small hole in his bedroom wall. More recently the term has been revived thanks to a song of the same name by brit poppers Oasis

Wonderwall (the song) was also a hit for spoof UK easy listerning band 'The Mike Flowers Pops'

by black flag June 25, 2004

hash brownies

Scottish Folklore:-

A species of little people related to pot pixies who steal your stash when you ain't looking.

I'm sure I had a half ounce around here, I reckon the Hash Brownies have had it away.

by black flag June 28, 2004

coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

by Black Flag May 29, 2004

mutu

A form of shamanism, heralds from africa where mutu men are often employed by soccar clubs in the way European and American sporting teams often employ chaplins.

(Most African teams employ chaplins as well as mutu men)

Ghana lost their last game. They put the defeat down to bad mutu.

by black flag June 03, 2004

ogre

1) Mythological humanoid creature. Orginated from the old English kingdom of Cornwall. Orginally said to be the size of a large man and fed off human flesh, but now taken to be some kind of small giant

2) A vindictive individual, an unreasonable person.

My boss is such an ogre, he made me ork late three times last week and refuses to pay overtime.

by black flag May 31, 2004

Bristol City

English football team supported by wurzels

see also Bristol Rovers

Bristol City play at Ashton Gate stadium

by black flag June 03, 2004

five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 11, 2004