Black Angel's definitions

n00b

Very annoying new user, refuses to learn basic board rules before signing up.

Man, that guy keeps disrespecting the vets. He's really acting like a n00b.

by Black Angel October 11, 2003

Shitsack

Asshole human person; usually not much smarter than an actual pile of shit.

Bob told me I sucked, so I called him a shitsack. Little bitch ran home crying.

by Black Angel November 30, 2006

AIDS

A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you.

Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.

Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.

by Black Angel May 15, 2004

The Far Side

Easily the best comic strip ever made, however, Calvin and Hobbes is a close second. Written by Gary Larson, it is unfortunate that many people don't pay attention to The Far Side because some (Or most) of the jokes are difficult to grasp and require a semi-insane mind to laugh at.

One of the most controversial Far Side comics had alligators gathered around an old-fashioned washtub with a caption that read "Bobbing for poodles". Little did most people know that Larson had another caption in mind: "Bobbing for babies".

by Black Angel June 8, 2004

r00b

A person who is n00bish because in reality they are mentally retarded. They don't act stupid to annoy people, they ARE stupid and probably don't mean to piss people off. In all honesty, it's impossible to tell who's a n00b and who's a r00b unless you know them in real life.

I thought Rob was a n00b who liked bugging people until I met him. Turns out he's really a r00b.

by Black Angel April 16, 2006

Assclass

A large gathering of assholes, typically at public schools. Part of the reason for most school shootings.

Kid: My school is an assclass. I hope I don't lose it and shoot up the place.

by Black Angel November 3, 2003

Smeck

To be retarded; slow-witted

Bob sure is a dumb smeck, eh Tom?

by Black Angel September 22, 2003