by Black Angel November 14, 2003
Roughly translates to "The Devil's Son". Draculya is the name Vlad Tepes (Tepes stands for "The Impaler", a name Vlad truly deserved) gave himself when he became ruler of Romania. He was horrifically cruel to his people, and committed atrocities that rival Adolf Hitler's.
Soon after becoming king of Romania, Vlad Tepes held a massive banquet for the homeless people of his kingdom. While these starving, half-dead people ate, Vlad had all exits from the banquet hall sealed and then ordered it to be burned to ashes. This brutal act killed over 10,000 people, but that was only the beginning.
As expected, the evil Vlad wound up facing war with a rival kingdom. Not wanted to be defeated, he prepared a little surprise for the raiders from the other kingdom. As the raiders marched up to Vlad's castle, they discovered something horrifying. Vlad Tepes had had over 20,000 of his own people killed and set up in a grim "Forest of the Impaled". Not surprisingly, the opposing army retreated out of sheer terror of Vlad. This brutal act is partly how he became hated even more than his own father.
When he wasn't torturing people, Vlad liked to relax by eating a snack... while watching people tortured right in front of him. He would be known for stopping the torture so he could dip some food in the person's blood for a little flavoring.
Eventually, Bram Stoker read about what Vlad did and decided to write a story in a similar vein. Want to know the name of his story?
"Dracula"
Soon after becoming king of Romania, Vlad Tepes held a massive banquet for the homeless people of his kingdom. While these starving, half-dead people ate, Vlad had all exits from the banquet hall sealed and then ordered it to be burned to ashes. This brutal act killed over 10,000 people, but that was only the beginning.
As expected, the evil Vlad wound up facing war with a rival kingdom. Not wanted to be defeated, he prepared a little surprise for the raiders from the other kingdom. As the raiders marched up to Vlad's castle, they discovered something horrifying. Vlad Tepes had had over 20,000 of his own people killed and set up in a grim "Forest of the Impaled". Not surprisingly, the opposing army retreated out of sheer terror of Vlad. This brutal act is partly how he became hated even more than his own father.
When he wasn't torturing people, Vlad liked to relax by eating a snack... while watching people tortured right in front of him. He would be known for stopping the torture so he could dip some food in the person's blood for a little flavoring.
Eventually, Bram Stoker read about what Vlad did and decided to write a story in a similar vein. Want to know the name of his story?
"Dracula"
by Black Angel June 16, 2004
Playboy, sexiest and handsome person on earth, everyone simps on him nobody hates him everyone’s just jealous, Be glad if he likes you
by Black angel November 23, 2021
Playboy, sexiest and handsome person on earth, everyone simps on him nobody hates him everyone’s just jealous, Be glad if he likes you
by Black angel November 23, 2021
Major asshole with a serious superiority complex. Has somehow magically obtained the ability to go into the future to see box office results. Trolls at movie boards and then gets surprised and angry when he gets in trouble. Like I said, a major asshole.
by Black Angel November 02, 2003
A person who is n00bish because in reality they are mentally retarded. They don't act stupid to annoy people, they ARE stupid and probably don't mean to piss people off. In all honesty, it's impossible to tell who's a n00b and who's a r00b unless you know them in real life.
by Black Angel November 04, 2003
A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you.
Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.
Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.
Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.
by Black Angel May 15, 2004