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Bitchozoic Era

The Bitchozoic Era takes place after the Mesozoic Era. In this time period 63 Million years ago, Bitches began roaming our planet. These prehistoric bitches started of as a population of 5, but since they are such bitches, by 1937, they began growing at unnatural rates. Each bitch had 35 baby bitches, and those 35 bitches had 35 more baby bitches. There are currently 3.5 Million Bitches in the World.
The Bitchozoic Era was very bitchy.
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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Country Bitch

A bitch that lives in the country. Her hobbies include being a bitch, farming for ass, and having other bitches to work for her.
Howdy y’all! Ima country ass bitch. I just loves being me ass a country bitch ass real good!
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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Seabitch

Seabitches are underwater bitches. There are slightly less seabitches then there land bitches.
Seabitches can only breathe underwater.
Look at that Seabitch!
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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Wheezy Bitch

A bitch that wheezes when ever squeezed.
Wow, that’s a wheezy bitch!
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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Common Bitch

The most common bitch and the most amount of bitch. Common bitches have nothing special.
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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Parabitch

Parabitches are bitches of the air. There is 1/9 the amount of parabitches then there are land bitches.
Do you see that parabitch? Up there!
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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Fragile Bitch

A bitch who is extremely fragile. The smallest tap on her ass with make her shatter completely.
Help me! I’m such a fragile bitch!
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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