morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

by bird June 18, 2004

speshial

Something/someone that is very special in it's own way

Bec is a very speshial person

by Bird March 14, 2005

ASGM

Short-form for Ai Sio Gan Mai. In English, this translates to "Wanna Fuck?". Usually used when approaching promiscuous girls.

Hi. My Name is (xxx). ASGM?

by bird October 19, 2004

knick knack

a cigarette

Hey, I'm gunna have a knick knack before the movie, want one?

by bird January 02, 2004

millipube

A term defining a very small measurement, roughly 1/1000th of the length of an average pubic hair. Usually used to describe measurement in great emotion.

4th and inches?! More like 4th and a millipube, bitch!

by Bird December 28, 2003

genabird

someone that is really awesome.

"Genabird rules at life!"

by BIRD December 21, 2004

cqweam

djwuusthes

ex. cqweamy dreamy, cqweam djwuusthes

by bird April 08, 2003