morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

by bird June 18, 2004

cqweam

djwuusthes

ex. cqweamy dreamy, cqweam djwuusthes

by bird April 08, 2003

probono

When a girl looks so damn good, you can bone it before you have a bonner.

That girl in those soffee shorts is definitely probono material!

by bird April 21, 2005

Pleasure Beeotch

derivative of pleasure beach

A girl who is alot of fun, a cheap ride, but you only go there once in the summer when you've been on an all day bender with tha boys

see ya later boys i'm off to the pleasure beeotch

by bird October 13, 2004

poofter bitch

Someone who really shits you.

You are one hell of a poofter bitch

by Bird March 17, 2005

ASGM

Short-form for Ai Sio Gan Mai. In English, this translates to "Wanna Fuck?". Usually used when approaching promiscuous girls.

Hi. My Name is (xxx). ASGM?

by bird October 19, 2004

millipube

A term defining a very small measurement, roughly 1/1000th of the length of an average pubic hair. Usually used to describe measurement in great emotion.

4th and inches?! More like 4th and a millipube, bitch!

by Bird December 29, 2003