lap smear

The annual health test that every laptop should get, sometimes leading to a repair job.
My laptop is kinda choked up right now, better take it in for its annual lap smear.
by BillyBuggy April 03, 2009
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hindsighter

Someone who is quick to make a suggestion about what to do or what he would have done in a situation that has already happened.
Bill: Yea, I opened my car window and forgot that my application was sitting on the seat, and it blew right out the window.

Dan: What I always do is before opening my window is look around and see if there is anything that can blow out.

Bill: (Thinking) What a hindsighter you are.
by BillyBuggy March 14, 2011
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need to let 'um soak

What you say when (1) you're supposed to have washed a bunch of big cooking pots, (2) you don't and just fill them a little with water, and (3) someone asks why the pots have not been washed.
A: Hey! Weren't you supposed to wash all the dishes last night. B: I did except for these, I need to let 'um soak. A: You are so lazy.
by BillyBuggy July 20, 2010
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polltoral college

A way of predicting the winner by combining the results from each of the major polling sources.
Today's news predicted the presidential winner using what we might call the "polltoral college."
by BillyBuggy November 07, 2016
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The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.
Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
by BillyBuggy March 02, 2011
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virturl reality

The view of the world you get by seeing almost everything through a web browser.
Jaidon never travels. He gets his entire view of the world through virturl reality.
by BillyBuggy April 03, 2009
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that don't plug the hole

The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
by BillyBuggy May 19, 2016
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