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Definitions by Billy Beck O'Hannity

Slightly Married Woman 

An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!

Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.

soul patch 

A small tuft of male facial hair located in the center below the lower lip; universally identifying the wearer as a complete douchebag and sexually impotent unless the wearer is a virtuoso heterosexual jazz musician.
Check out Ryan's new soul patch. He must have totally given up on ever getting laid by a woman again!

"Why don't you grow a soul patch?"
"Duh? Do I look like a douche?"

fuck up your shit 

/v/ to disturb a second person's situation, belongings, or bodily person; to mess up another's nest, home ground, domicile or living situation through intentional or callous disregard; to cause a second person inconvenience, discomfort, or unwanted intrusion.
Jules: "That's cool man. We' don't wanna fuck up your shit."

Jimmie: "You don't wanna fuck up my shit? Well, you're fucking up my shit right now! And you'll be fucking up my shit BIG TIME if Bonnie get home. So you got to make some calls? You gotta call some people? Well do it!"

"Pulp Fiction" (1994)

assault and beat-ery 

The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.
Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"

Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"

ten-pound brow 

An excessively large bowel movement; a huge poo.
"I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."

"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."

"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."

"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."

cork sorker 

A less offensive synonym for "cock sucker."

A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
"You . . . , you, . . . you, cork sorker!!"

"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"

"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"

all ball 

The act of gently tickling the underside of a male's scortum as he ejaculates on the tickler's face.
"I gave her a facial, as she gave me all ball."

"I must have squirted twenty times because she was all ball."