Billy Beck O'Hannity's definitions
"The best part of an true bette is her smokin' hot stems."
"Dude, check out the Maria coming this way!! What epic stems!!"
"Sheryl Crow has the world's greatest pair of stems!"
"Way!!"
"Dude, check out the Maria coming this way!! What epic stems!!"
"Sheryl Crow has the world's greatest pair of stems!"
"Way!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the stemsmug. The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.
"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the Ken Burns Treatmentmug. /noun/
1. A spicy, hot little number, a tasty piece, a desirable part of an otherwise loathsome whole;
2. Any additional and pleasing element to an otherwise dreary and dreadful event, activity or item that makes the event, activity or item not only tolerable, but enjoyable and worth looking forward to;
3. The anticipatory cause of a morning erection in males;
1. A spicy, hot little number, a tasty piece, a desirable part of an otherwise loathsome whole;
2. Any additional and pleasing element to an otherwise dreary and dreadful event, activity or item that makes the event, activity or item not only tolerable, but enjoyable and worth looking forward to;
3. The anticipatory cause of a morning erection in males;
1. The custard portion of that banana cream pie was old and rancid, but the fresh bananas in it were Ann Curry!
2. "Oh, going to the fair blows! I hate the lame carnival rides, the white trash crowds and the stench of the fairgrounds."
"But dude, the funnel cake is to die for!"
"Oh, yeah! The funnel cake is the best! It is worth going just for the funnel cake!"
"I know, right? The funnel cake is Ann Curry!"
3. "My favorite part of the day is right before I fall asleep."
"Why?"
"'Cause I know I'll wake up in the morning with a raging boner, thanks to Ann Curry!"
2. "Oh, going to the fair blows! I hate the lame carnival rides, the white trash crowds and the stench of the fairgrounds."
"But dude, the funnel cake is to die for!"
"Oh, yeah! The funnel cake is the best! It is worth going just for the funnel cake!"
"I know, right? The funnel cake is Ann Curry!"
3. "My favorite part of the day is right before I fall asleep."
"Why?"
"'Cause I know I'll wake up in the morning with a raging boner, thanks to Ann Curry!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Ann Currymug. The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the kelly ripamug. A less offensive synonym for "cock sucker."
A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
"You . . . , you, . . . you, cork sorker!!"
"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"
"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"
"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"
"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010
Get the cork sorkermug. A woman's vagina that is rancid, fowl-smelling and unpleasant in appearance due to being unkempt, unwashed, or diseased.
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
"I was all ready to get down with her and do my business, but once I got her panties off I immediately realized she had a tuff muff. It was horrible! It was all I could do just get out of there!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the tuff muffmug. /n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.
/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.
/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.
"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"
"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"
"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the cunt puntmug.