Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.
"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"
"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."
"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010
Get the glan plan mug.A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Alec Baldwin mug.A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.
"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"
"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"
"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 01, 2010
Get the muff tuft mug.The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the kelly ripa mug."I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."
"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."
"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."
"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."
"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."
"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 03, 2010
Get the ten-pound brow mug.A less offensive synonym for "cock sucker."
A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
"You . . . , you, . . . you, cork sorker!!"
"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"
"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"
"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"
"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 03, 2010
Get the cork sorker mug.The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.
"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 01, 2010
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