Billy Beck O'Hannity's definitions
A woman's vagina that is rancid, fowl-smelling and unpleasant in appearance due to being unkempt, unwashed, or diseased.
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
"I was all ready to get down with her and do my business, but once I got her panties off I immediately realized she had a tuff muff. It was horrible! It was all I could do just get out of there!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the tuff muffmug. /n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.
/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.
/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.
"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"
"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"
"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the cunt puntmug. Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.
"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"
"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."
"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010
Get the glan planmug. A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Alec Baldwinmug. An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 10, 2011
Get the Slightly Married Womanmug. "I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."
"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."
"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."
"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."
"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."
"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010
Get the ten-pound browmug. A less offensive synonym for "cock sucker."
A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
"You . . . , you, . . . you, cork sorker!!"
"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"
"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"
"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"
"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010
Get the cork sorkermug.