Bill W's definitions

ooyyllib

Fresh Kaka, warm bread, typically put on a plate and eaten by asian people.

Yo, get you some ooyyllib.

by Bill W April 2, 2004

continuum transfunctioner

A strange other worldly device, that when possessed in the right time and place, can get you some really hot wild sex with some really fucking hot chicks.

Sweet, Whats mine say?

by Bill W April 2, 2004

Barry's Boi

This is a person who is so vehemently in denial about Barry Bond's use of Enhancement drugs, that hed beat the crap out of someone for saying that he does. Likewise, he idolizes this person so much, he might even jump into bed and bend over for Ole Barry.

Mr. Mason, your such a Barry's Boi.

by Bill W March 25, 2004

Baseball Roidal

This is what happens when you talk to someone who likes baseball so much, that they think that no other sport could possibly ever compare in physical ability. They even think sports like Hockey, Martial Arts, and say Rock Climbing require infinitely less skill and ability than baseball, and then dog the sport so much that the person gets pissed off enough not to talk to you.

Mr. Mason can tend to get a little Baseball Roidal when you talk about baseball around him.

by Bill W March 25, 2004

Deck Pimp

This is the guy that determines the closest spot in the parking deck to the road, and then religiously attempts to take that spot every day that he can.

Dave is the Deck Pimp.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

hacker syphillis

This is where a normal end user , who thinks that they are invulnerable to viruses and hacker attacks, does a scan on their machine to reveal that they actually have been infected with viruses that number more than the number of files on their machine.

This is typically an end user of the 1d10t level, who thinks that the monitor is often called a TV.

medical transcriptions fall into this category very clearly.

Yep, that girl Danene, she got hacker syphillis.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

Stank-Chunk Trumpet

This occurs when you burp really loudly , then precede to blow the burp into someones face, often times followed by small bits of food from your freshly eaten lunch.

Christy coulndt stand the force from my stank-chunk trumpet

by Bill W March 23, 2004