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Definitions by Bill Gronos

wing king 

An Air Force wing commander (US Air Force slang). It is not considered a disparaging term.
If we don't meet the deadline, the wing king is going to have my ass in his lunch bucket.
wing king by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.
Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Creationasst 

A Creationist.

A portmanteau word formed from Creation+ass+t. One could also use Creationass, but adding that "t" just sounds so much more poetic.
I am not a Creationasst -- I think for a living.
Creationasst by Bill gronos August 4, 2008

Like cookies in a Keebler factory

1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.
What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.

FloorPlay 

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.
Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.
FloorPlay by Bill gronos August 21, 2006
Car doors that open scissor style, also called gull wing doors. The name comes from Lambourghini cars that have this type of door.
His car is really snazzy - it even has lambos.
lambos by Bill gronos July 24, 2006

hypothesis 

A guess made by someone with a PhD.

In common usage, the words hypothesis, model, theory, and law have different interpretations and are at times used without precision, but in science they have very exact meanings. A hypothesis is a limited statement regarding the cause and effect in a specific situation, which can be tested by experimentation and observation or by statistical analysis of the probabilities from the data obtained.
It's not just a guess, it's a hypothesis.
hypothesis by Bill gronos July 11, 2006