ruster

A cock

Dude, my ruster itches.

by bill November 19, 2002

sploof

while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper

the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.

by BILL June 20, 2006

totty

1. Noun. A sexually attractive man or woman. based solely on physical appearance. From a slang term for a prostitute.

2. To be unsteady on one's feet.

1. 'Bill though Jim was a good bit of totty'.

2. 'After five pints Bill was very totty'.

by Bill April 16, 2004

crapalanche

The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").

His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.

by Bill August 21, 2003

King of Cobbs

1. The throne which is held by the greatest basketball player in history i.e. Bashkim "Bill" Rrahmoni
2. A great basketball player

1. Damn, Iverson is so good he might challenge for the King of Cobbs
2. Michael Jordan is a King of Cobbs

by Bill May 02, 2004

Rid

A product from Pfizer, used to remove crabs from your pubic area.

I went and bought some of that Rid to shampoo them crabs outta my shit.

by Bill February 14, 2004

diet machine

toilet in which people throw up in in order to lose weight...their substitute for a diet.

Cindy wasn't really fat, but thought she was so she ate her meal and then threw up in the diet machine shortly after. After that she felt better about herself and decided to keep using the diet machine because it would make her skinny and eventually give her lot more problems.

by bill July 19, 2004