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An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.
Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.
If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.
But at least you'll look good, eh?
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.
Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.
If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.
But at least you'll look good, eh?
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Get the Grassington mug.Known as a safe-haven for soccer-moms. Target is a company that loves to open up right across from Wal-Mart and attempt to undercut Wal-Mart's low-prices by selling high-class products that don't fall apart after their first use.
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