Bill's definitions

Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

by bill April 7, 2005

freeballing

Going without undershorts, said of a male, so called because his balls hang free and unencumbered. A similar expression is "going commando," which can be used of either a male or female without underwear, but is more often used of a male.

"A lot of guys like to freeball in the summer, but I prefer jockey shorts, to give my balls a little support, since otherwise they hang too low in the heat. I do freeball if I'm anticipating a sexual encounter, however!"

by bill August 11, 2005

saQ

Agg version 2

This definition is so saQ...

by Bill March 20, 2004

shitiblet

very small turds that felt massive on the way out

I turned around after tears of pain to see this little shitiblet.

by bill January 3, 2004

TF

Tom Ford

yo who the fuck invited TF here?

by bill December 16, 2003

crassful

a kickass word that i made up about erin's dirty mouth and the way she speaks

erin's mouth is crassful

by bill February 16, 2004

Navy

A branch that serves as the Limo, Religious, and Medical service for the Marines

I like you Navy boys. Whenever we have to go somewhere to fight, you folks always give us a ride.

by Bill October 10, 2005