Bellamy

To purchase a tool or piece of equipment use the device for a project and then upon completion of the project return the device to the purchase place for a refund

Sir, why are you returning this tool? Reply… It does not suit my needs

by Bill March 14, 2003

hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

by Bill April 08, 2004

Randolph

The pimp ass Judge from a Few Good Men

Jessep: I'll apreciate it if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it.

Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.

Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.

Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel

by Bill April 13, 2006

sea breeze

qweef; the odor of a queef.

"Melissa let out a salty sea breeze qweef just as I was about to go down her. Which pretty much spoiled the atmosphere."

by bill May 13, 2005

jock

A complete muscle head who thinks having a life riddled with friends and women who's only good feature is the body will actually get them somewhere. One who goes out of his wasy to look for flaws in people. Is always trying to look cool by wearing the latest style.

read the above

by Bill June 18, 2004

ronch

Onomatopoeic:
The noise made as one eats one's way out of a recording studio, possibly with hands tied.

You can't record for shit, Albini. I'm outta this studio - straight through the roof! Ha!
-ronch, ronch, ronch-

by Bill February 17, 2004

brujo

N. a worker of sorcery. male.

I am a brujo

by bill January 12, 2004