Toxicophobia

being afraid of Brittney Spears

The only reason i have toxicophobia is because she wrote the song hit me baby one more time

by bill March 06, 2004

fraggie

A Man without compare, a man without rival, a man without fear, a man without a dick up his arse, a man who wins at everything he does.

Theres a car up me fraggie

by Bill April 30, 2003

bug man

A homosexual who has contracted HIV.

by Bill August 14, 2003

sea breeze

qweef; the odor of a queef.

"Melissa let out a salty sea breeze qweef just as I was about to go down her. Which pretty much spoiled the atmosphere."

by bill March 29, 2005

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill August 25, 2005

semen grilla

noun:A human being of questionable integrity who hordes mass amounts of semen, then grills said semen over an open flame using tin foil or a similar grilling apparatus. What is done with said semen after the grilling process leads to the integral questioning forementioned.

Friend walks out to deck and finds other friend manning the grill."Oh my god...dude is that...by all thats holy i'm living with a semen grilla!"

by Bill April 19, 2008

Shnoz

The nickname for someone who is an idiot, but in a funny and stupid way.

Schnoz is a complete twat!

by Bill November 19, 2003