Bill's definitions

get the hose

In the event that u see monkeys or other asorted animals engaging in harcore action and its to hard to bare..... get the hose

oh shit those monkeys are at it again.... get the damn hose

by bill May 13, 2005

walnut

A nut

I like to eat walnuts

by bill November 20, 2002

Backdoor Billy

Bildo Pornboss

That guy looks just like backdoor billy... wait that IS Bildo!!!

by Bill February 21, 2004

Klingons

Those little balls of toilet paper that get stuck on your ass hairs when you wipe.

Damm, these Klingons are a pain in the ass.

by Bill December 3, 2004

row the boat

When someone sits between two men and "rows the boat" with their "oars."

hey, did you hear that weber likes to row the boat?

by bill April 3, 2003

tics

1. one whom dwells in or hails from St. Louis, Missouri
2. abbreviation for "st. lunatics"

I'm 'bout to roll to the Nelly concert wif my tics

by bill February 19, 2003

turn the dukes

shit on someones chest

he turned the dukes on his girlfriend, then she continued to rub the poo all over her chest.

by Bill October 2, 2003