Definitions by Bigfreedog

Not from here 

The point at which a person is so staggeringly clueless that they’re essentially no longer here.

Adv

1. “Eugene seriously told me he’s not even interested in a job because within 5 years global warming will have killed most of us and turned the rest into cannibal zombies.”

2. “Yeah I heard that too. Eugene’s not from here anymore.”

Not from here by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Self-deluded indignation 

Becoming appalled and deeply indignant even though completely in the wrong.

Verb

A delusion is a false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Self-deluded indignation goes one step further by demonstrating actual indignation towards the person with the correct, sane and rational position.

1. “I told the nurse she’d given me the wrong lab results and she went off on me explaining how she was the trained medical professional and that I was just an untrained layman. The problem with that of course is that she had actually given me the wrong fucking lab results!”

2. “Self-deluded indignation.”

Self-deluded indignation by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Superdiculous 

Praise so utterly underserved that it’s actually ridiculous.

A portmanteau of super and ridiculous

“Dude, did I just hear that right? Did she just tell him he’s “totally awesome” because he remembered to flush the toilet? He’s 22 for god’s sake… that’s just superdiculous!”

Superdiculous by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Praise digger 

Someone who constantly digs for praise and compliments.

Man, would someone get Pam a shovel, the women's a non-stop praise digger.

Praise digger by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

OMGD 

Like obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) but characterized by an inability to stop saying “Oh My God” all the time.

1. I told Ashley I was going to get a glass of water and she actually said “Oh My God.”

2. Be kind, the poor girl suffers from OMGD

OMGD by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Switch listener 

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

Switch listener by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011