Profasia

Having lost the capacity to speak without the constant use of profanity. From “aphasia,” the loss of certain language facilities, usually after a stroke or brain injury.

Noun

1. Man that dude dropped six F bombs in a single sentence! 2. Yep, the worst profasia I’ve ever seen.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Awesometism

The state of living in your own private world where everybody and everything is “awesome.”

Noun

A portmanteau of “awesome” and “autism.”

I personally counted, in just 60 seconds Lisa used the word awesome 14 times. The poor girl must have awesometism

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Breathtakingly stupid

The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

Adv

“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Praise digger

Someone who constantly digs for praise and compliments.

Man, would someone get Pam a shovel, the women's a non-stop praise digger.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Superdiculous

Praise so utterly underserved that it’s actually ridiculous.

A portmanteau of super and ridiculous

“Dude, did I just hear that right? Did she just tell him he’s “totally awesome” because he remembered to flush the toilet? He’s 22 for god’s sake… that’s just superdiculous!”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Self-esteem gap

The gap between the self-esteem a person has and what they ought to have.

Noun

“Shawn’s never received a grade higher than C- in his life but last night he told us he’s applying to medical schools. That poor bastard’s got a serious self-esteem gap.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011