Awesometism

The state of living in your own private world where everybody and everything is “awesome.”

Noun

A portmanteau of “awesome” and “autism.”

I personally counted, in just 60 seconds Lisa used the word awesome 14 times. The poor girl must have awesometism

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Praise digger

Someone who constantly digs for praise and compliments.

Man, would someone get Pam a shovel, the women's a non-stop praise digger.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Breathtakingly stupid

The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

Adv

“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Bad Wronger

A person who’s terrible at being wrong.

A variation of bad loser.

Noun

1. Wow, I told Brad that Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, not 1965, and the douche went on for 10 minutes trying to debate the matter. 2. Yeah Brad’s a well known Bad Wronger.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

No canoe

Someone who never leaves a tip. (Because canoes have been known to tip.)

Noun

Hey everybody, cough up an extra dollar for the waitress…Jim’s no canoe.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

OMGD

Like obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) but characterized by an inability to stop saying “Oh My God” all the time.

1. I told Ashley I was going to get a glass of water and she actually said “Oh My God.”

2. Be kind, the poor girl suffers from OMGD

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011