Bigfreedog's definitions

Not from here

The point at which a person is so staggeringly clueless that they’re essentially no longer here.

Adv

1. “Eugene seriously told me he’s not even interested in a job because within 5 years global warming will have killed most of us and turned the rest into cannibal zombies.”

2. “Yeah I heard that too. Eugene’s not from here anymore.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Awesometism

The state of living in your own private world where everybody and everything is “awesome.”

Noun

A portmanteau of “awesome” and “autism.”

I personally counted, in just 60 seconds Lisa used the word awesome 14 times. The poor girl must have awesometism

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Superdiculous

Praise so utterly underserved that it’s actually ridiculous.

A portmanteau of super and ridiculous

“Dude, did I just hear that right? Did she just tell him he’s “totally awesome” because he remembered to flush the toilet? He’s 22 for god’s sake… that’s just superdiculous!”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Praise digger

Someone who constantly digs for praise and compliments.

Man, would someone get Pam a shovel, the women's a non-stop praise digger.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

OMGD

Like obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) but characterized by an inability to stop saying “Oh My God” all the time.

1. I told Ashley I was going to get a glass of water and she actually said “Oh My God.”

2. Be kind, the poor girl suffers from OMGD

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011