After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus
What’s that on your face? Mucus
by Bigbirddebelen May 24, 2022
On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022
County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.
After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.
by Bigbirddebelen October 20, 2022
Astronaut pussy: The highest you can get.
Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
by Bigbirddebelen August 09, 2024
Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022
Tito: knuckle sandwhich!
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.
Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.
Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.
by Bigbirddebelen April 20, 2022