Definitions by Big_Sussy_Amogus

Middle School 

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

Middle School by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34 

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34 by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

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com'ere baby ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
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lady: oH i wAnT mA mAn
boyfriend: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) com'ere baby
lady: ooh( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) ok baby

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

October 10th 2010 

10/10/10

The rating your mom got on her lap dance.

The rating is from your sister.

She made it on October 10th 2010.

sister: thanks mom! 10/10/10
mom: thanks sweetie I love October 10th 2010

October 10th 2010 by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021

BIG_SUSSY_AMOGUS 

no :)

no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. BIG_SUSSY_AMOGUS. no. no. no. no. no.

BIG_SUSSY_AMOGUS by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021

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my face when I found out that you touched my spagheT without my consent

and then I eat your toes and vomit them into your belly button that I widened with my tongue

-HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SPAGHET
~`~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

`~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~ by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021

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what happens when you are so bored with your boring useless life that you press every key on the keyboard, hold shift, press every key in reverse, and hold shift while pressing every key in reverse, because you're also too lazy to use your telekinetic abilities to press every key simultaneously and make your computer break just like your heart when you were born.

Person 1: "My life is so boring"
Person 2: "what you gonna do?"
Person 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~"

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~ by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021