kirfunkle

another spelling of kerfunkle ~O~

Me: oh kirfunkle kerfunkle funkle my funkleberries ~^~

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

fviyvhkjn

my brain when I exist

My brain: fviyvhkjn what is 1+1 oh it's 74817 KAEHFKJHfbgd fhgesfJYEGTFIYRTG#IfygA#I&#TFl9r7g

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

BIG_SUSSY_AMOGUS

no :)

no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. BIG_SUSSY_AMOGUS. no. no. no. no. no.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 08, 2021

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

CupcakKe

Writer of Vagina, best singer to ever exist.

Cupcakke: Remind ya, i'm kinda wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina .........
I change the thongs 2 times a day it's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 05, 2021

michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing

mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

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what happens when you are so bored with your boring useless life that you press every key on the keyboard, hold shift, press every key in reverse, and hold shift while pressing every key in reverse, because you're also too lazy to use your telekinetic abilities to press every key simultaneously and make your computer break just like your heart when you were born.

Person 1: "My life is so boring"
Person 2: "what you gonna do?"
Person 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~"

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 08, 2021