BigEvil13's definitions

Taffy Pull

A man gets his penis pulled with moderate too severe force.

Vince, get your ass over here and give me another taffy pull.

by BigEvil13 March 9, 2015

Rusty Twinkie

A fetish act, where one person shoves a twinkie half way up their anus, and another person takes a bite out ov the twinkie, and then proceeds to suck the cream-filling out. The person with the twinkie in their anus, then slowly pushes the remaining twinkie out ov their anus and into the other person's mouth.

Debra gave Ron a rusty twinkie as a new form ov foreplay last Christmas.

by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017

Fallabama Waffle

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?

by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010

Chocolate Turnover

The act of shitting in someones anus.

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Blump-truck

Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"

How would like like a Blump-truck?

by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011

Raspberry Tart

A sex act where one person buries their face into another person's asshole and frantically gnaws on flesh and fecal matter while making raspberry sounds and moving their head side too side.

I've got too floss my teeth again. I just gave Steven a Raspberry Tart for the fourth time in a row today.

by BigEvil13 March 5, 2015

Strawberry Fudge Pop

A sex act. When a person shits in someones anus, then inserts their penis into the anus and screws it until it bleeds, then the person pulls out their penis and puts it into the other persons mouth.

Don't kiss her, James gave her a strawberry fudge pop last night.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010