BigEvil13's definitions

Fallabama Waffle

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?

by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010

Angry Hancock

While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.

"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.

by BigEvil13 February 4, 2015

Blump-truck

Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"

How would like like a Blump-truck?

by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011

Chocolate Turnover

The act of shitting in someones anus.

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Strawberry Fudge Pop

A sex act. When a person shits in someones anus, then inserts their penis into the anus and screws it until it bleeds, then the person pulls out their penis and puts it into the other persons mouth.

Don't kiss her, James gave her a strawberry fudge pop last night.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Raspberry Tart

A sex act where one person buries their face into another person's asshole and frantically gnaws on flesh and fecal matter while making raspberry sounds and moving their head side too side.

I've got too floss my teeth again. I just gave Steven a Raspberry Tart for the fourth time in a row today.

by BigEvil13 March 5, 2015

Poody Stew

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.

I'm going to give you some poody stew.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010