by BigEvil13 December 06, 2010

Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"
How would like like a Blump-truck?
by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
by BigEvil13 December 08, 2010

A fetish act, where one person shoves a twinkie half way up their anus, and another person takes a bite out ov the twinkie, and then proceeds to suck the cream-filling out. The person with the twinkie in their anus, then slowly pushes the remaining twinkie out ov their anus and into the other person's mouth.
by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017

by BigEvil13 March 09, 2015

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010

A sex act. When a person shits in someones anus, then inserts their penis into the anus and screws it until it bleeds, then the person pulls out their penis and puts it into the other persons mouth.
by BigEvil13 December 06, 2010
