don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve October 02, 2007

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003

Loc

Someone or something originating or belonging to the immediate environment; short for local.

What's up loc?

by Big Steve September 03, 2003

basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 02, 2004

i'm not racist, but . . .

Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.

I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!

by Big Steve August 06, 2004

Blue Foo

A person who knows how to kick hiatus. A Blue Foo is also someone who has fantasies over older women...much older women. Blue Foos pwn.

Hey dude you are awesome....you are a true Blue Foo.

by Big Steve December 03, 2004

Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003