Big steve's definitions

basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 2, 2004

Loc

Someone or something originating or belonging to the immediate environment; short for local.

What's up loc?

by Big Steve September 3, 2003

Blue Foo

A person who knows how to kick hiatus. A Blue Foo is also someone who has fantasies over older women...much older women. Blue Foos pwn.

Hey dude you are awesome....you are a true Blue Foo.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

baby digger

A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.

She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.

by Big Steve April 3, 2008

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

wool

A woman (from the appearance of pubic hair); Pubic hair

Lets leave -- there's no wool in this club -- it's boy's town.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003