Big nation's definitions

Curtain tits

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain

I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

purple knuckle

A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple

Damn, Green Mike has been on that same beer for so long now, he gots a case of the Purple Knuckle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

numb gums

A person who mumbles while talking shit

You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.

by Big Nation February 23, 2004

Shimpsis

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

Toe Wash

When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals.

Ah shit!! I just gave myself atoe wash

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Tellyban

What I call my dick because it likes to hide in caves and blow itself up from time to time

The old lady Wawshed my Talliban really Gewd last night

by Big Nation March 27, 2003